How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer
"Olive?"
Olive?
Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names."
Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas
time?
Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.
Why doesn't Santa have any children?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?
They both have colored balls.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?
They both have ornamental balls.
What do the female reindeers do when Santa takes the male reindeers
out on Christmas Eve?
They go into town, and blow a few bucks.
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it's to far to walk.
What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?
Snowballs.
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.