#10 Yeah! We finally ran out of those d**n Disney glasses! Now we are getting all the freaks that keep asking "Are we getting more?" or "Are you sure?" and my personal favorite "Are there none in the back?" I really don't know why these morons can't understand the words "We are out!"
#9 I can hardly wait until next week when we finally roll out the "NEW" Arch line. Since the brilliant minds at marketing at McD wants to change almost all of the EVM numbers, they will confuse the less intelligent customer (read-MOST if not ALL) and I am now making all the excuses now for their lack of brains! I say this because of all the freaks that come in from other states are complaining we are the "Only" ones not on the Deluxe line yet. Oh well, if you want it like from your Home state, then go back home and leave us the hell alone!
#8 This one dipo held up DT because he could not understand the difference between orange 'juice' and orange 'drink.' Then he finally decided on just a Coke!
#7 This one freak one day came in and ordered a Big Mac and he wanted it plain with no middle bun, no cheese, no nothing. Just plain. I explained to him he could get a double hamburger plain and he would save a few cents but he wanted to pay the higher price so he could get it in a box. Whatever.....
#6 I really don't know why our bosses keep spending money on signs telling customers prices/hours of new burger/hours of operations. These fools can't even read! We constantly get freaks early in the morning and late at night when we are closed and they LOOK right at the sign on the doors/windows and they still ask us "Are you open/closed!" I'm ready to scream "Get a clue, you moron!"
#5 Speaking of signs, our owner, decides to charge 10 cents for extra sauces for nuggets and 20 cents for extra salad dressings. I find this VERY reasonable. And I don't know how many freaks that actually whine, and moan over this because they thought they had a right to get 10 BBQ sauce for their 6 piece chicken nugget or 5 Ranch dressings for their salads! Even though we have signs on the registers and all over the menuboard, they still say "Where does it say that!"
#4 My pet peeve of the week was this one freak who wanted to know directions somewhere in the city. I usually have no problem with this but NOT during the lunch rush and NOT in the DT system! Well I told him I didn't know and then he wanted to get someone who did. Needless to say this freak held the system for over two minutes while other cars were sort of getting impatient and I really don't blame them!
#3 This one customer was being a real pain in the butt because he wanted to know the owner's name from another McD. I told him I didn't know (Which was the truth) and I suggested to him to call the store that he had a problem with. His response was "Well I thought you people had a direct line with all the owners!" Like my owner or any other owner/operator has time for morons like this!
#2 This one freak wanted to know why our McD didn't have an espresso machine like a 'coffee house.' I told him "Most do not" and like a small bratty child he kept on asking "Why?" I just wanted to reach across the counter and slap this moron!
#1 One morning, this really drunk fool tried to open one of the doors after we had been closed for over an hour and he actually banged his head into the metal frame and he was knocked on his butt. What a sight to see! Wish I had my camera handy!