Hillary Visits A Fortune Teller

During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute.  In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.  "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow.  Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."  Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.  She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.  She simply had to know.  She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question.  "Will I be acquitted?"