| "Hard drive" | Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer. |
| "Keyboard" | Place to hang your truck keys. |
| "Window" | Place in the truck to hang your guns. |
| "Floppy" | When you run out of Polygrip. |
| "Modem" | How you got rid of your dandelions. |
| "ROM" | Delicious when you mix it with coca cola. |
| "Byte" | First word in a kissoff phrase. |
| "Reboot" | What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff. |
| "Network" | Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line. |
| "Mouse" | Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case. |
| "LAN" | To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck." |
| "Cursor" | What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend. |
| "bit" | A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways." |
| "digital control" | What yore fingers do on the TV remote. |
| "packet" | What you do to a suitcase or WalMart bag before a trip. |